I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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