I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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