Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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