My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
You smell like stripper and shame
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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