Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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