So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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