I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
either way he was missing a nipple.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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