My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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