not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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