Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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