Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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