We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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