Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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