You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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