I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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