No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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