ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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