you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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