haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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