I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
did you just send me my own nude
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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