THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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