nut hugger
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Randomize
