he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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