Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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