smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
this hospital has no fireball
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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