and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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