This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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