hotel room ftw
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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