ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
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