Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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