when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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