Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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