I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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