there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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