I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
