Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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