yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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