Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Bring me that man meat
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
