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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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