You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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