you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
she peed on how many people?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
