I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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