they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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