i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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