And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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