Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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