It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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