One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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