No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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