There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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