Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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