We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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