Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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