Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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