i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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