So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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