Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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